Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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