im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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