this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
it's great music for shaving your balls
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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