But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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