none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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