I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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