My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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