This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
well I can't set my house on fire every night
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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