why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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