He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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