We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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