I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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