And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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