you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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