Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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