i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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