paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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