Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
tell me about the fingering
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