She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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