She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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