so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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