idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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you inspire me to be a worse person
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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