U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I will be naked everywhere
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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