i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
do nipples grow back?
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