You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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