He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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