So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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