New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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