Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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