I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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