Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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