question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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