oh god the rape fog is back!
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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