sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
