he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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