Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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