so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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