Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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