at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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