And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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