i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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