Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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