nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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