no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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