You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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