I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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