You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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