that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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