My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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