4 words: hood of his car
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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