i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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