There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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