O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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