Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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