I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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