We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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