he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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